dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
Pokemon from the darkest pit of hell maybe.
and then there is this thing.
trying on new jeans in the fitting room
got a masters degree in being ignored
"i don’t like the lego movie"
What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
my dad just said “what if My Chemical Romance comes back as My Chemical Steady Relationship and just does parodies their old songs and it will be like ‘The White Parade’ or ‘I’m Perfectly Fine.’”
MY DAD IS A FUCKING NIGHT BLOGGER. SOMEONE HELP ME.
This could work.
10/10 would listen to